I got a bone in one of my Chicken McNuggets tonight! While I never doubted the authenticity of a McNugget's constituents, I now cannot help but dream up all sorts of diabolical apparatuses involved in the McNuggets' assembly.
"Get in there, you verdammte birds!" Ga-chunk! Ga-chunk!
The machine either missed this piece of bone while sorting, or the bone grinder wasn't grinding hard enough!